Those monks sure know how to make a good beer

I had the pleasure of enjoying some delicious Trappist beer last night! Those guys must have had a lot of time on their hands to be able to perfect this beer. It's a work of ART.

Why do I eat apples?

It seems like something bad happens to me every time I eat one. I usually get sick. So today I cut my finger, I have no idea how, but it probably happened while I was slicing my apple. I didn't notice it until I was eating said apple, and there was blood on it! Stupid apple.

Stupid cat...

I had to pick up the cat to move it and now I have an itchy rash on my face.